The problem is the complete lack of response from Cyberlink about the problems encountered. Dafydd kindly forwarded my details to them and they actually responded (finally) with something useful (see below).
Unfortunately, my post was removed containing Alice's email. Apparently these forums are excluded from free speech. I included it (validly) so that customers could take up the issue where it matters. If she gets too many emails, well, perhaps it's time to take action and improve the way they treat customers. After all, 'customer' is número uno on their list of core values...
The response tech support came back with is below:
Dear Matt,
Thank you for contacting CyberLink Technical Support.
I understand that you are using PowerDirector 9 software which is crashing while launching.
Please download the latest patch from the given link and then try to launch it:
http://www.cyberlink.com/downloads/support/powerdirector/patches_en_US.html
Please visit the link given below to get the list of system requirements to run it and if it satisfies that then try to run it else update the system:
http://www.cyberlink.com/products/powerdirector/requirements_en_US.html
Regarding your concern, if issue persists, I would suggest you to log in as an 'Administrator' and follow the below steps to resolve your issue:
(1) In order to avoid most of the compatibility issues, please close all other software and utility applications including virus scans, screen saver and instant messaging software when you use PowerDirector.
(2) Update your VGA card driver from the web site of card manufacturer. Also change the display resolution(1024*76
and color depth(32bit).
(3) Please update DirectX to latest version.
(4) Then try the following way to re-install PowerDirector:
a.) Uninstall PowerDirector from ADD/Remove program and then reinstall it. Reboot your PC.
b.) Reinstall PowerDirector
(5.) Please ensure that VGA, sound and capture has latest WDM driver.
(6.) Increase Virtual memory :
1. Right click on "MyComputer"
2. Select Properties -> Advance
3. Click on "settings" under Performance.
4. Select "Advance"
5. Click on "change" under Virtual memory.
6. Select "Custom" and enter initial value as "1.5X(where X= Your actual Ram size)" and Max value as "3X(where X= Your actual Ram size)".
NOTE: If your existing settings are higher than recommended then leave them as before.
(7.) Restart the system for the change to take effect.
Note: If you are trying to use the software from network or trying to install it over network then I regret to infrom you that it can not be done. You must install it on your local drive and then access it.
If you have followed all the steps and installed it on your local PC and issue still persists, please Start Windows in Selective Startup mode.
1. Click on 'Start'.
2. Click on 'Run'.
3. Type 'msconfig' and click on 'OK'.
4. A System Configuration Utility window will come up.
5. On the General tab, select 'Selective Startup'.
6. Uncheck 'Load Startup Items'.
7. Click on 'Apply'.
8. Click on 'OK' and close the window.
9. It will ask you to restart your computer. Click on 'Restart'.
10. Now try to launch the software.
Please feel free to contact us back for any further clarification or for any assistance related to CyberLink Products. Use the below mentioned link to get back to us for your further queries:
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http://www.CyberLink.com/english/cs/support/form/index.jsp <<
Thanks and Regards,
Tanmay
CyberLink Technical Support